50/50

Basically, we have a two party system for electing our public officials. So when we go into the voting booth to vote it's a fifty-fifty proposition...fifty percent worthless and fifty percent useless.

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The Aging of Time

When I was young, yesterday was yesterday and tomorrow was tomorrow. Now I'm over sixty and tomorrow was yesterday.

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Competency

I'd rather be a competent nobody than an incompetent somebody.

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Admiration

Who do you admire?
The person who says, "I cannot tell a lie".
Or the person who says, "I won't tell a lie".
Beware of the arrogant, for we are all sinners.
Admire the person who says, "I'll try not to".

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Scarce

Where would conservatives be without The Fox Network?
Scarce sir...mighty scarce.

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Lightning and Bugs

Do you know the difference between Fox News and the rest of the news networks?
How about the difference between lightning and a bunch of lightning bugs?

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Good Ideas

Most good ideas are pondered impulses.

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Intolerance

I am ignorant about you.
I am predjudice toward you.
I am afraid of you.
And any relationship I may have with you,
Will be utterly intolerable.

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Everywhere, Somewhere, Nowhere

We are patriots.
We are everywhere.
But if we do not stand up
And we do not speak up
We will be nowhere.
And those that are left
Will be organized somewhere.
And the United States of America
Will be GONE!!!

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Old and Young

I'm too old to feel this young and I blame it all on my grandchildren.

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Destinations

We are all going to end up where we are all going except there are two entirely different destinations.

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Magic Beans

Hey Jack! If your scared of climbing to new heights and you don't like messing around with giants, you might want to think twice about trading your cow for a handful of magic beans.

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