Friday, November 27, 2009

Tallest Tree

There is no Christmas tree taller than the one reflected in the eyes of a one year old.
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Christmas Mystery

It's been many, many years since Christ was part of Christmas in our public schools. I wonder what a teacher says to a small child when asked, "Why is it called Christmas?" I'm quite sure many of them honestly answer, "I really don't know."
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Seasonal Symptoms

I get a headache, then begin shallow breathing, which leads to bleeding from my ears, and culminates with convulsions just thinking about stings of tangled Christmas tree lights.
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Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Political Percentages

It is easy to define politicians if you use percentages.

DEMOCRAT: Someone who is 51% arrogant and 49% greedy.
REPUBLICAN: Someone who is 49% arrogant and 51% greedy.
INDEPENDENT: Someone who is 50% arrogant and 50% greedy.
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Saturday, November 21, 2009

Almost Perfect

I am but one fault away from being perfect. I am a sinner.
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Wedding Cake

Someone once said that the most dangerous food is wedding cake. I had me a big piece of wedding cake about 43 years ago and I ain't dead yet.
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Foolproof Directions

Three lefts make a right and three rights make a left.
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Between A Rock And A Hard Place

Arrogance on the left, greed on the right, and the rest of us caught in the middle.
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Thursday, November 19, 2009

Healthy Common Sense

"No law shall be passed that restricts a person's freedom of choice of private health care systems or private plans of any type. No law shall interfere with a person's or entity's right to pay directly for lawful medical services, nor shall any law impose a penalty or fine, of any type, for choosing to obtain or decline health care coverage or for participation in any particular health care system or plan."
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Sunday, November 15, 2009

Great Adventures

Truly great adventures are the ones you never forget. They may be short, or they may be long. They may make you laugh, or they may make you cry. And when they are over you just can't wait to tell everyone about it and then go do it again.
Come to think of it, Sunday sermons at our church are like that.
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Thursday, November 12, 2009

Never Upside Down

It seems like everytime you turn around these days the world is upside down because of some crisis, calamity or catastrophy. Good thing when God created the heavens and earth he also created gravity.
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Consensus Is Not Science

If consensus were science, our world would still be flat.

http://holycoast.blogspot.com/2009/11/science-doesnt-support-current-global.html
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Thursday, November 5, 2009

Dead Horse

The fool grabs a stick and beats a dead horse.
The wise man grabs a shovel and buries it.
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Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Thinking

"Five percent of the people think;
ten percent of the people think they think; and the other eighty-five percent would rather die than think."
— Thomas A. Edison
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Sunday, November 1, 2009

Death of Liberty

When liberty dies, it is more often from the silence than from the gun.
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