Even Though We're All Americans

"It is so much easier to blame it on Them. It is bleakly depressing to think that They are Us, even though we're all Americans. If it is Them, then nothing is our fault. If it is Us, what does that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be, even though we're all Americans. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one would ever think of themselves as one of Them, even though we're all Americans. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things."

— Terry Pratchett (with a twist)